Joke 763

25 Apr
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From newspapers around the world.
  • Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
  • Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
  • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
  • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  • Miners Refuse to Work after Death
  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  • War Dims Hope for Peace
  • If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
  • Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
  • Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
  • Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
  • Man Struck By Lightning: Faces BatteryCharge
  • New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
  • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  • Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
  • Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
  • Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Thanks to one of my vicars for forwarding this email to me.

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23 Responses to “Joke 763”

  1. slpmartin April 25, 2013 at 04:04 #

    Oh these are really funny …a perfect bedtime snack!

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  2. Katharine Trauger April 25, 2013 at 04:36 #

    Oh,Tilly, these were uproarious! Thanks! Our local paper is enjoying a new editor, lately, and his skills are at about this level. But not funny. Too bad, eh? 🙂

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  3. David J. Bauman April 25, 2013 at 08:16 #

    Oh, you got me with a bout of the giggles on this one. I started to really lose it at the the Panda thing, and I just got sillier from there. Thank you!

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  4. viv blake April 25, 2013 at 09:09 #

    😀 Jock’ll love these.

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  5. mairedubhtx April 25, 2013 at 13:01 #

    I loved the one where the man killed himself BEFORE he shot his wife and daughter. Nice trick.

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  6. sharechair April 25, 2013 at 13:14 #

    What a wonderful collection! I think kids are tasty, too. 🙂

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  7. adeeyoyo April 25, 2013 at 14:45 #

    Absolutely excellent – thanks so much! 😀

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  8. Rorybore April 25, 2013 at 20:23 #

    LOVE funny headlines. that used to be my favourite Jay Leno segment.

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  9. SchmidleysScribbling April 25, 2013 at 20:26 #

    Cutting juvenile offenders in half, shooting defendents, eating kids? You must be having a bad day. Funny for those of us with twisted minds. Dianne

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  10. viveka April 25, 2013 at 23:01 #

    Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter – sad … but I wish it happen more often.

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  11. Three Well Beings April 26, 2013 at 07:25 #

    These are great! I have heard a few real ‘bloopers’ on the radio or television news in the last week associated with the Boston bombings. Newscasters have had to speak extemporaneously while events were unfolding LIVE, and they have been the laughingstock of the airwaves. I’m not able to remember a one of them now, of course, which frustrates me. I also can’t tell jokes! 🙂

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  12. Hattie April 26, 2013 at 17:46 #

    Oh, too funny! Those dead miners: slackers!

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  13. Grannymar April 27, 2013 at 21:24 #

    I love the first one: Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter.

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  14. vastlycurious.com May 9, 2013 at 21:04 #

    I am so behind I wasn’t going to read it but I am surely glad I did ! Hilarious!!
    My favorite: Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant.
    This sure would expedite the legal system : )

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