Joke 764

26 Apr
Children Liquidation

Children Liquidation (Photo credit: Magna Designs)

Rachel was out walking with Jackie, her four-year-old daughter.  Jackie picked something up off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.  Rachel asked her not to do that.

‘Why Mummy?’ asked Jackie.

‘Because it’s been lying outside and is dirty and probably has germs,’ said Rachel.

Jackie looked at her mother in admiration and asked, ‘Wow, Mummy, how do you know stuff like that?’

‘Oh…everyone knows this stuff.  Um, it’s in the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they won’t let you be a Mummy.’

‘Oh…’  Jackie seemed confused.  Mother and daughter strolled along in silence for some minutes, as Jackie pondered this new information.

‘I get it,’ Jackie’s face beamed with realisation. ‘Then if you flunk the test, you have to be the Daddy.’

From Will & Guy.

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17 Responses to “Joke 764”

  1. Katharine Trauger April 26, 2013 at 04:04 #

    Funny as always! 🙂

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  2. benzeknees April 26, 2013 at 04:31 #

    Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rootbeer all over my keyboard again!

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  3. benzeknees April 26, 2013 at 04:31 #

    BTW, you definitely deserve a Malteser for this one!

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  4. slpmartin April 26, 2013 at 04:42 #

    Though a cute joke…I did wonder…did you run any of these jokes pass the Hub? 😉

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  5. siggiofmaine April 26, 2013 at 05:38 #

    Love it !
    Peace and love
    Siggi

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  6. bevchen April 26, 2013 at 07:40 #

    Hahaha, excellent!

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  7. viv blake April 26, 2013 at 08:50 #

    Yes, I think a Malteser prize would cover this one. But don’t drop it on the ground outside – or Mummy will be cross.

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  8. viveka April 26, 2013 at 18:50 #

    This is brilliant …. me like very much !!!!! This must have been based on a true incident .. . Kids just think like this.

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  9. colonialist April 26, 2013 at 21:41 #

    Hoy – I resent that!
    btw – recent visitor came armed with two large boxes of Maltesers. These *chomp* little things *chomp* remind me of you …

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  10. Grannymar April 27, 2013 at 21:27 #

    Have a Malteser, no dropping it on the ground and don’t forget to wash your hands!!

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  11. vastlycurious.com April 29, 2013 at 23:41 #

    HAHA! Innocence : )

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  12. eof737 May 2, 2013 at 13:16 #

    Very cute! 🙂

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