Joke 766

28 Apr
find x

find x (Photo credit: *n3wjack’s world in pixels)

Especially for Terry, who asked for school jokes.

  • Pupil: If a person’s brain stops working, does he die?  Teacher: You’re alive, aren’t you?
  • Q: How do you spell Hard Water with three letters?  A: ICE.
  • Q: Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?  A: Because they’re all in high school.
  • Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?  A: She couldn’t control her pupils.
  • Teacher: What is the plural of mouse? Pupil:  Mice.  Teacher:  Good, now what’s the plural of baby?  Pupil: Twins.
  • Teacher:  So your dog ate your homework?  Fred: Yes.  Teacher:  And where is your dog? Fred: He’s at the vet. He doesn’t like math any more than I do.
  • Pupil:  Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not.  Pupil:  Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
  • Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Amy’s test paper.  Pupil:  I hope you didn’t see me either!

Find these and many more on Twitter, @schooljokes.

 

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11 Responses to “Joke 766”

  1. slpmartin April 28, 2013 at 04:19 #

    For some reason, the jokes about kids interactions with teachers are my favorites…maybe because they sound so much like children might say. 🙂

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  2. Katharine Trauger April 28, 2013 at 05:06 #

    Cute ones! I liked the crossed eyes! 🙂

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  3. mairedubhtx April 28, 2013 at 12:36 #

    I liked the plural of baby.

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  4. sspjlife56 April 28, 2013 at 15:02 #

    I absolutely love the school kids jokes the best!!!!! thanks for posting these, they were so cute!

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  5. viveka April 28, 2013 at 15:54 #

    This is so logical … sure questions and answers here has happen in real life once. *smile
    Thanks for this.

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  6. SchmidleysScribbling April 28, 2013 at 17:13 #

    Kid logic, or why my daughter the teacher has grey hair. Dianne

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  7. hilary April 28, 2013 at 17:37 #

    too funny! love them

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  8. Grannymar April 28, 2013 at 19:33 #

    ‘Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?’ Give that pupil a star!

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  9. Lisaman April 29, 2013 at 11:02 #

    I love finding ‘x’.. surely you get marks for thinking out the box!!

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  10. Hattie April 29, 2013 at 19:09 #

    Now those are really funny!

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