Joke 766

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Especially for Terry, who asked for school jokes.

• Pupil: If a person’s brain stops working, does he die?  Teacher: You’re alive, aren’t you?
• Q: How do you spell Hard Water with three letters?  A: ICE.
• Q: Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?  A: Because they’re all in high school.
• Q: Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?  A: She couldn’t control her pupils.
• Teacher: What is the plural of mouse? Pupil:  Mice.  Teacher:  Good, now what’s the plural of baby?  Pupil: Twins.
• Teacher:  So your dog ate your homework?  Fred: Yes.  Teacher:  And where is your dog? Fred: He’s at the vet. He doesn’t like math any more than I do.
• Pupil:  Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do? Teacher: Of course not.  Pupil:  Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
• Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Amy’s test paper.  Pupil:  I hope you didn’t see me either!

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