Joke 767

29 Apr

Some smelly old jokes for you.

  • What sea creatures always win in a fight?   Mussels.
  • What fish goes up the river at 100mph?   A motor pike.
  • How do you communicate with a fish?   You drop it a line.
  • 1st kipper: ‘Smoking’s bad for you.’   2nd kipper: ‘It’s OK, I’ve been cured.’
  • What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?   Skate.
  • Where are most fish found?   Between the head and the tail.
  • What do fish sing to each other?   Salmon Chanted ‘Evening’.
  • What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?   A flat fish.
  • What is purple, lives in the sea and weighs 5000 pounds?   Moby Plum.

Thanks to photosbykev for these jokes.

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15 Responses to “Joke 767”

  1. jatwood4 April 29, 2013 at 05:25 #

    Peeee-eeewwww!

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  2. slpmartin April 29, 2013 at 05:33 #

    Really found the video so very cute…had to laugh about the name he gave the fish…and love the dad’s catch and release approach…smiles.

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  3. viv blake April 29, 2013 at 07:31 #

    That little boy was so sweet. Why wasn’t the fish wriggling? I think it was dead.

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  4. Grannymar April 29, 2013 at 08:33 #

    That little fishy looked a little stiffy, but the kid made me smile.

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  5. benzeknees April 29, 2013 at 09:18 #

    I’m glad we don’t have smell-o-vision!

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  6. Lisaman April 29, 2013 at 11:00 #

    Hahaha love the fishies name.. free!!

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  7. Al April 29, 2013 at 14:38 #

    You must have been loaded to the gills when you wrote these.

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  8. SchmidleysScribbling April 29, 2013 at 16:11 #

    HaHa I taught my boys to fish. And Connie (my daughter) too. Granddaughter Rita is learning how to fish (yes she looks like me when I was her age). The other day, Rita snagged her dog Bozo who had followed her to the lake and jumped in. Love the kid film. Dianne

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  9. Hattie April 29, 2013 at 19:07 #

    Like these jokes, I too am creaking with age!

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  10. Maddie Cochere April 30, 2013 at 04:20 #

    That little boy was so sweet. Good jokes; good video. 🙂

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  11. viveka May 1, 2013 at 15:08 #

    Linda …. nice try *laughing

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    • viveka May 1, 2013 at 15:11 #

      I missed that the boy … was on video. Love it …. he gave it the name FREE! that was 12 points to UK. Thanks for that one.

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