Joke 768

30 Apr

Businesswoman Cindy was in the airport VIP lounge on her way to Los Angeles, when she noticed Donald Trump sitting on the sofa, enjoying a brandy.  As luck would have it, Cindy was meeting a very important client who was running late.  

Being a bold businesswoman, Cindy decided to approach Mr. Trump and introduce herself. Much to her surprise, Mr. Trump turned out to be very nice. Encouraged by this she explained to “the Donald” that she was about to close a very important business deal and that she would be very grateful if he could say a quick “Hello, Cindy” to her when she was with her client. Mr. Trump consented to do just that.

Ten minutes later while Cindy was speaking with her client, she felt a rap on her shoulder. It was Donald Trump. Cindy turned to look at him as Trump said, “Hi Cindy, what’s going on?”

To which Cindy glibly replied, “Not now, Donald; can’t you see I’m in a meeting?”

Thanks to Elizabeth at Mirth & Motivation for what may be a true story.

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12 Responses to “Joke 768”

  1. slpmartin April 30, 2013 at 04:05 #

    That would serve Mr. Trump well…very funny…very funny indeed.

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  2. Katharine Trauger April 30, 2013 at 04:51 #

    Ooops — laughed out loud at 10:50 p.m., folks alseep, quiet time. Gotto get a grip, here! Funny lady! 😀 (shhh!)

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  3. benzeknees April 30, 2013 at 04:59 #

    I bet her comment frosted Donald’s butt!

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  4. David J. Bauman April 30, 2013 at 06:58 #

    Brilliant.

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  5. Judith Atwood April 30, 2013 at 10:50 #

    Excellent! Good for Cindy! 😎

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  6. sharechair April 30, 2013 at 14:44 #

    Good for her!

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  7. sspjlife56 April 30, 2013 at 15:35 #

    that was cute, but she sure did make the point she wanted to!

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  8. viveka April 30, 2013 at 23:18 #

    Wonderful …. female logic !!! Love it.

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  9. sheilamariegrimes May 1, 2013 at 23:29 #

    yucky woman in joke….nice joke though…lol

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  10. eof737 May 2, 2013 at 13:15 #

    I wonder too how true it is…but I love it. 🙂
    Eliz

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  11. Perfecting Motherhood May 10, 2013 at 06:34 #

    Haha, excellent!

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