Signs of the Times
- In a nonsmoking area: If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
- On a maternity room door: Push, Push, Push.
- On a front door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
- At an optometrist’s office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.
- On a taxidermist’s window: We really know our stuff.
- On a butcher’s window: Let me meat your needs.
- On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
- At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.
Pinned you twice today, or was it once yesterday and another today. No matter here’s the latest won. You keep me emotionally fit.
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Flattery will get you a Malteser 😀
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Hahahahaha! A Malteser for you!
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*snatch!*
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Thanks for the early smile …. good ones! I want to wish you a great weekend and I would love to pass this award on to you …. “I am part of the WordPress Family” – http://wp.me/p293Pw-6cY
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Thank you, Wivi!
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These are real crackers.
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The gentle hint about the dog is a classic.
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If my dog would eat salesmen… I’d get her a few. She is the pickiest eater on the planet. Turns her nose up at boiled chicken! 😯 Do I remember that you have a Yorkie? Any suggestions for food my little diva might like?
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Two Yorkies!
The most expensive meat you can find…and you still have to beg them to take it 🙂
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oh, yes. That describes the eating habits of my girl perfectly. I beg. I cook. I tease. I hand-feed. I tempt. Sigh. If you ever find something they like…. please share!!!
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Tuna!
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Really liked the non-vegetarian sign…a good one to consider at my front gate. 🙂
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These are very clever. I really liked the “non-smoking” reminder! 🙂
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Another good set! You go!
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All good today.
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That was funny!!!!!
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