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It’s That Time Of Year Again…

4 May

I know I do this every year, but I just can’t help myself:

May the 4th Be With You

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Joke 772

4 May
Amusing Sign at Town of 1880, South Dakota

Amusing Sign at Town of 1880, South Dakota (Photo credit: Arthur Chapman)

More Signs of the Times

  • Outside a muffler [exhaust] shop: No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.
  • On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every third salesman. The second one just left.
  • In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
  • On the side of a garbage truck: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
  • In a restaurant window: Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
  • Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
  • In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
Stop! Hammertime!!

Stop! Hammertime!! (Photo credit: Vanessa (EY))

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