It’s That Time Of Year Again…

I know I do this every year, but I just can’t help myself:

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Amusing Sign at Town of 1880, South Dakota (Photo credit: Arthur Chapman)

More Signs of the Times

• Outside a muffler [exhaust] shop: No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.
• On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every third salesman. The second one just left.
• In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
• On the side of a garbage truck: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
• In a restaurant window: Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
• Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
• In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

Stop! Hammertime!! (Photo credit: Vanessa (EY))