Joke 772

4 May
Amusing Sign at Town of 1880, South Dakota

Amusing Sign at Town of 1880, South Dakota (Photo credit: Arthur Chapman)

More Signs of the Times

  • Outside a muffler [exhaust] shop: No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.
  • On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every third salesman. The second one just left.
  • In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
  • On the side of a garbage truck: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
  • In a restaurant window: Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
  • Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
  • In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
Stop! Hammertime!!

Stop! Hammertime!! (Photo credit: Vanessa (EY))

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18 Responses to “Joke 772”

  1. sspjlife56 May 4, 2013 at 04:02 #

    that was a great post!!!!!

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  2. benzeknees May 4, 2013 at 05:51 #

    Where do shirts eat?

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  3. viv blake May 4, 2013 at 06:34 #

    I don’t get that last road sign one. I like the “we’ll hear you coming” one best.

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  4. Kay's Musings May 4, 2013 at 08:00 #

    Just what I needed after a rather tiring day. Thank you for the chuckles.

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  5. Ron. May 4, 2013 at 09:56 #

    I lived near a lundromat once that had a sign announcing “The Owners Are Not Responsible.”

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  6. mairedubhtx May 4, 2013 at 12:30 #

    Love the Dakota sign.

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  7. sharechair May 4, 2013 at 13:33 #

    ha! I think the 3rd salesman (and all the 3rd salesmen to follow) will stay away.

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  8. Viveka May 4, 2013 at 20:33 #

    That top image is brilliant …. !!!!!

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  9. slpmartin May 4, 2013 at 23:50 #

    Oh the first one struck my funny bone quite hard.

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  10. Katharine Trauger May 5, 2013 at 04:45 #

    Sounds like Lynn Trusse has been here! 8-0

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  11. adinparadise May 5, 2013 at 15:58 #

    Thanks for the giggles, Tilly. Loved the “Sit! Stay!” 😀

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  12. Grannymar May 5, 2013 at 17:51 #

    ‘We shoot every third salesman. The second one just left.’ I want to put that on my front door…… or a notice like this: Post junk mail and we will nail you to the post!

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  13. vastlycurious.com May 5, 2013 at 22:07 #

    HA!

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  14. Perfecting Motherhood May 10, 2013 at 06:34 #

    With all the rabbits in that town, they need more cats and dogs to take care of them!

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