Joke 775

7 May
Split Mercedes

Split Mercedes (Photo credit: Scalino)


A fellow bought a new Mercedes and took it out on the highway for a nice Friday evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up.


As the needle jumped up to 80mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.


“There’s no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself, and opened her up further.


The needle hit 90, 100…. Then the reality of the situation hit him.


“What in the heck am I doing?” he thought; and pulled over.


The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.


“It’s been a long week, this is the end of my shift and I’m tired. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”


The guy thinks for a second and then says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”


“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.


Thanks to Grannymar for this one.



17 Responses to “Joke 775”

  1. benzeknees May 7, 2013 at 08:04 #

    This is one of my all time favorites!


  2. thehutts May 7, 2013 at 08:44 #

    Love the photo – I wouldn’t want a Mercedes – they are rubbish in the snow. Give me my Susuki Wagon R that can’t land me in too much speeding trouble anyday. S


  3. sspjlife56 May 7, 2013 at 11:35 #

    I got a good laugh out of this one!!!! LOL


  4. mairedubhtx May 7, 2013 at 12:46 #

    Loved it!


  5. May 7, 2013 at 14:50 #

    I really needed a laugh and that was IT!!


  6. SchmidleysScribbling May 7, 2013 at 16:08 #

    And good thing the cop was male. Did I ever tell you about the time I talked a cop out of a ticket?


  7. Three Well Beings May 7, 2013 at 17:36 #

    Very quick thinking! hahaha!


  8. adinparadise May 7, 2013 at 18:52 #



  9. sharechair May 7, 2013 at 20:29 #

    that’s really funny 😆


  10. jatwood4 May 7, 2013 at 22:17 #

    Great! 😎


  11. slpmartin May 8, 2013 at 03:11 #

    I’m not sure why…but this one made me laugh hard…maybe because the “hubs” seem to get most of the blows on your post. 🙂


  12. Viveka May 8, 2013 at 10:44 #

    Top Dollar, Linda … love it.


  13. Grannymar May 8, 2013 at 11:21 #



  14. Perfecting Motherhood May 10, 2013 at 06:28 #

    Haha, good one!


All comments are welcome, though compliments may result in you having your Malteser privileges revoked

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Nicola Hulme Author

Exploring creative writing and learning every day

Worldly Winds

It's not easy being me!

Vivinfrance's Blog

mainly poetry, also quilts, pictures, life-writing and the occasional short story.


Where is the heart of Stockport?

Grains of Sand

notices and reflections in ministry

The Cvillean

The adventures of little read writing Hood

%d bloggers like this: