Joke 776

8 May

Cat and Mouse - Not a good combination

Old Timers’ Views On Computing

  • Memory was something you lost with age
  • An application was for employment
  • A program was a TV show
  • A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
  • A cursor used profanity
  • A keyboard was a piano
  • A web was a spider’s home
  • A virus was the flu
  • A hard drive was a long trip on the road

From Will & Guy.

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14 Responses to “Joke 776”

  1. Three Well Beings May 8, 2013 at 05:34 #

    These are really excellent. I think I just admitted to being an old timer! ūüôā

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  2. slpmartin May 8, 2013 at 05:52 #

    Really very humorous!

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  3. Katharine Trauger May 8, 2013 at 06:10 #

    Yep. Wait. You mean . . . ?! ūüėČ

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  4. AuroraMorealist May 8, 2013 at 06:44 #

    Thank you for the LOL’s ūüėÄ

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  5. viv blake May 8, 2013 at 07:14 #

    I remember when……. ūüôā

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  6. Viveka May 8, 2013 at 09:25 #

    My memory is like … my PC’s RAM – a bit overfilled … and my heart is a great software *smile

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  7. Grannymar May 8, 2013 at 11:24 #

    I feel like I wrote that list! ūüė¶

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  8. sharechair May 8, 2013 at 12:11 #

    This old timer looks at the list and says … yup.

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  9. sanstorm May 8, 2013 at 12:20 #

    Reading this post made me remember your post about updating your church website – the “new website” link doesn’t go anywhere. But I had a look a the site via the “old” link.
    I enjoyed the welcome message. Did you write it?

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    • The Laughing Housewife May 8, 2013 at 12:23 #

      No; my friend did. Lovely, isn’t it?

      Thanks for the reminder! I must post an update.

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      • sanstorm May 8, 2013 at 12:25 #

        Yes – it was very good. Our congregation sounds similar…

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  10. mairedubhtx May 8, 2013 at 12:41 #

    These are about the sum of my computer expertise!

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  11. Al May 8, 2013 at 13:55 #

    And a crash was a bad car accident.

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