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Seven Fringe Jokes from Edinburgh 2012

• Stewart Francis – “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.”
• Tim Vine – “Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.”
• Will Marsh – “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”
• Rob Beckett – “You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.”
• Tim Vine – “I took part in the sun tanning Olympics – I just got Bronze.”
• Stewart Francis – “I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!”
• Lou Sanders – “I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: ‘It’s not rocket salad.’ “