Joke 782

14 May
Signspotting

Signspotting (Photo credit: K@ja)

Seven Fringe Jokes from Edinburgh 2012

  • Stewart Francis – “You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.”
  • Tim Vine – “Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly.”
  • Will Marsh – “I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”
  • Rob Beckett – “You know you’re working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.”
  • Tim Vine – “I took part in the sun tanning Olympics – I just got Bronze.”
  • Stewart Francis – “I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!”
  • Lou Sanders – “I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: ‘It’s not rocket salad.’ “

 

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12 Responses to “Joke 782”

  1. slpmartin May 14, 2013 at 05:07 #

    A nice array of jokes to end my day…thanks!

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  2. benzeknees May 14, 2013 at 09:31 #

    Who are Posh & Becks? Posh Spice?

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    • The Laughing Housewife May 14, 2013 at 10:03 #

      That’s right; and David Beckham, her husband.

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      • vivinfrance May 14, 2013 at 10:36 #

        Who gave their children the most extraordinary names which, thank goodness, I can’t remember without googling, and I really can’t be bothered!

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      • benzeknees May 14, 2013 at 22:56 #

        Wow, I am so out of touch!

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        • The Laughing Housewife May 15, 2013 at 08:42 #

          Count it as a blessing. She never smiles, with all that she has – and I’m talking happy marriage and family, not fame and money.

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  3. Viveka May 14, 2013 at 09:54 #

    Thanks for the smile!!!!

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  4. colonialist May 14, 2013 at 11:18 #

    And trespassing with permission is? Maybe, having a ticket?
    I simply love the only child one.

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  5. Elaine - I used to be indecisive May 14, 2013 at 15:14 #

    I love one liners! ūüėÄ

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  6. adinparadise May 14, 2013 at 20:05 #

    Loved all of these, Tilly. Thanks for the laughs. ūüôā

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  7. SchmidleysScribbling May 14, 2013 at 21:38 #

    Signs of the times. Everyone is a Rodney Dangerfield. Dianne

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  8. Grannymar May 15, 2013 at 15:22 #

    ‚ÄúYou know you‚Äôre working class when your TV is bigger than your book case.‚ÄĚ

    Would that be Bookcase the horse?

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