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Joke 783

15 May

“Two peanuts walk into a really rough bar. Unfortunately, one was a salted.”

Français : Steak tartare présenté de façon ori...

Français : Steak tartare présenté de façon originale (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


“What do you call someone with jelly in one ear and custard in the other? A trifle deaf.”

“A man was drowned eating his muesli the other day. He was pulled in by a strong currant…”

“Q: Why did the biscuit cry? A: Because his dad been a wafer so long”

“How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill.”

“Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.”

“Have you heard the one about the rhubarb who robbed a shop? He got taken into custardy.”

“Did you hear about the curry lover who wrote trashy fiction? He was a paperback riata.

“What cheese do you use to lure a bear down a mountain? Camembert!”

“What cheese is made backwards? Edam”

“What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit? An egg.”

“What’s the fastest cake in the world?…scone.”

“How do you approach an angry welsh cheese? Caerphilly.”

“Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he’s a fun-guy”

“What is small, red and whispers? … A HOARSE RADISH…”

“What’s orange and doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese!”

From Channel4


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