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Archive | 09:26
Joke 785
17 May
The ‘nacho cheese’ was so popular, I found some more cheesy jokes for you.
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‘Q: Did you hear about the explosion at a French cheese factory?
A: All that was left was de brie.
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Q: Whom did the cheesy Bible start with?
A: Edam and Eve.
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Q: What hotel do mice stay in ?
A: The Stilton
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Q: What dance do cheese makers do every Halloween?
A: The Muenster mash.
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Q: What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost?
A: I’m Lac-ghost intolerant
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Q: What’s the most popular American cheese sitcom?
A: Curd Your Enthusiasm
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Q: Why does cheese look sane?
A: Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
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Q: What did the street cheese say after being attacked by several blades?
A: I’ve felt grater.
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I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
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