Joke 785

17 May


The ‘nacho cheese’ was so popular, I found some more cheesy jokes for you.


‘Q: Did you hear about the explosion at a French cheese factory?

A: All that was left was de brie.


Q: Whom did the cheesy Bible start with?

A: Edam and Eve.


Q: What hotel do mice stay in ?

A: The Stilton


funny cheese pictures

Q: What dance do cheese makers do every Halloween?

A: The Muenster mash.


Q: What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost?

A: I’m Lac-ghost intolerant


Q: What’s the most popular American cheese sitcom?

A: Curd Your Enthusiasm


Q: Why does cheese look sane?

A: Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.


Q: What did the street cheese say after being attacked by several blades?

A: I’ve felt grater.


15 Responses to “Joke 785”

  1. Thumbelina81 May 17, 2013 at 04:28 #

    I am feeling grater already with the cheesy debrie and im afraid am La-ghost intolerant. hhhaa Loved the post today.


  2. Three Well Beings May 17, 2013 at 04:34 #

    I could sit alone with a pen and paper all day and not come up with these! Clever, and I really do enjoy them!


  3. SidevieW May 17, 2013 at 05:56 #

    giggle groan


  4. bevchen May 17, 2013 at 09:28 #

    Oooh dear, some groaners there!


  5. Janie Jones May 17, 2013 at 12:32 #

    Those were some Gouda cheese jokes!


  6. colonialist May 17, 2013 at 12:33 #

    :X *totally cheesed off*


  7. colonialist May 17, 2013 at 12:37 #

    Drat – the un-smiley didn’t work. Oh well, where is cheese overeaten? Cheddar Gorge.


  8. mairedubhtx May 17, 2013 at 12:46 #

    Yes. How do they get it to age for years but then it mold in just a few days? MMMMM?


  9. Elaine - I used to be indecisive May 17, 2013 at 14:02 #

    Groan-worthy, but great! 🙂


  10. Grannymar May 17, 2013 at 21:11 #

    Cheesy smile from me.


  11. slpmartin May 18, 2013 at 06:19 #

    Oh…I did like these a lot.


  12. viveka May 18, 2013 at 16:14 #

    I love cheese in any shape, taste and form. *smile



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