Joke 786

18 May

A business man enters a large Las Vegas casino followed by his well-groomed hunting dog. The two make their way to a roulette table, and he sits down with his dog at his side. As the next game begins, the man’s dog tosses a mouthful of $1000 chips onto the table. Remarkably, the numbers each chip fall on pay off. The dog jumps up on the table, gathers up their winnings and heads off to another table, as the man follows. 

As before, the dog tosses a mouthful of chips onto the table for betting, and once again the couple walk away winners. To yet another table they head. This time the man’s dog dumps all of their winnings on one hand of Blackjack. Remarkably, the dealer presents an ace and king to the man. A bit shocked, the dealer presents the man with his winnings.  Not missing a beat, the dog hurls its massive body onto the game table, grabs all of their chips in its mouth and jumps back down to the man’s side. 

Tired from all of the gambling, they find a bar to sit down at. The man asks for a pint of ale for his dog and a club soda for himself. Puzzled by the man’s request, and the large pile of chips at the dog’s side, the bartender asks what type of dog does this very wealthy man have? Patting his canine companion on the head, he smiles and says, “An Irish Better…what else?”



13 Responses to “Joke 786”

  1. Rorybore May 18, 2013 at 05:05 #

    HA — I was trying to figure out where it was going….but it still surprised me in the end. Groaner…but I chuckled all the same! LOL


  2. slpmartin May 18, 2013 at 05:09 #

    I too was wondering where you going with this one…a good night cap. 🙂


  3. viv blake May 18, 2013 at 08:18 #

    A groaner of a real shaggy dog story.


  4. benzeknees May 18, 2013 at 09:09 #

    Oh, groan!!!!!


  5. mairedubhtx May 18, 2013 at 13:08 #

    But of course!


  6. viveka May 18, 2013 at 14:57 #

    I wondered where the story where taken me … and I end up in a bar with an Irish Better ???? *smile


  7. rumpydog May 18, 2013 at 15:46 #



  8. Janie Jones May 18, 2013 at 16:45 #

    Ha! I have to remember this one….


  9. colonialist May 18, 2013 at 18:57 #

    Aargh! That isn’t Better. It is the Irish Worsererest ever! 🙂


  10. timethief May 18, 2013 at 23:52 #

    LOL 😀 That was funny.


  11. Grannymar May 20, 2013 at 07:26 #

    I was barking up the wrong tree there for a while!



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