Joke 789

Questions Which Have No Answers

• Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
• Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
• Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
• Why don’t we ever see this headline: “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a “Broker”?
• Why isn’t there mouse flavoured cat food?
• Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
• If flying is so safe, why does an airport have a terminal? 
• If people from Poland are called ‘Poles’, why aren’t people from Holland called ‘Holes?’
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

From Will & Guy.