Questions Which Have No Answers
- Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
- Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
- Why don’t we ever see this headline: “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a “Broker”?
- Why isn’t there mouse flavoured cat food?
- Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
- If flying is so safe, why does an airport have a terminal?
- If people from Poland are called ‘Poles’, why aren’t people from Holland called ‘Holes?’
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)