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Joke 789

21 May

Questions Which Have No Answers

  • Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
  • Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
  • Why don’t we ever see this headline: “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a “Broker”?
  • Why isn’t there mouse flavoured cat food?
  • Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • If flying is so safe, why does an airport have a terminal? 
  • If people from Poland are called ‘Poles’, why aren’t people from Holland called ‘Holes?’
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

From Will & Guy.

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