Joke 789

21 May

Questions Which Have No Answers

  • Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
  • Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
  • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
  • Why don’t we ever see this headline: “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
  • Why is the man who invests all your money called a “Broker”?
  • Why isn’t there mouse flavoured cat food?
  • Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  • If flying is so safe, why does an airport have a terminal? 
  • If people from Poland are called ‘Poles’, why aren’t people from Holland called ‘Holes?’
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

From Will & Guy.

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22 Responses to “Joke 789”

  1. viv blake May 21, 2013 at 04:07 #

    I can’t laugh, but these are very funny questions, and unanswerable.

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  2. Terry May 21, 2013 at 04:12 #

    and why does the sun lighten our hair and darken our skin??? Come on!!! I want answers!!!!! hehehe

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  3. benzeknees May 21, 2013 at 04:30 #

    I’ve asked myself these questions a number of times! The only answer I have for the mosquitos is “so the dragon flies would have something to eat.”

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  4. slpmartin May 21, 2013 at 04:32 #

    I really enjoyed these…a perfect way to end my day…smiling.

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  5. jatwood4 May 21, 2013 at 05:50 #

    😎

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  6. Rorybore May 21, 2013 at 06:12 #

    Oh my gosh.. it’s so true. I cannot keep my mouth closed and put on mascara. what the heck freaky kind of body thing is that?? New mission in life.

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  7. mairedubhtx May 21, 2013 at 12:35 #

    Yes, why do we have to open our mouths to put on our mascara?! A mystery of life!

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    • benzeknees May 21, 2013 at 23:27 #

      I learned in Anatomy that opening your mouth pulls the skin under your eyes tighter so you don’t smudge your mascara under your eyes.

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  8. sharechair May 21, 2013 at 12:46 #

    Oh my goodness …. these are so funny!! Next time I need to add lemon juice to a recipe, I’ll use the dish detergent.

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  9. bevchen May 21, 2013 at 12:46 #

    LOL, Holes!!

    Next time I put mascara on, I’m going to pay attention to whether my mouth is open or not. I’ve never noticed!

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  10. Lily Mugford May 21, 2013 at 14:52 #

    Thanks for a good laugh to begin my computer time today… now I am going to spend the rest of the day pondering these great questions…Why indeed…

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  11. SchmidleysScribbling May 21, 2013 at 15:45 #

    Mad as a May Hare. Dianne

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  12. sheilamariegrimes May 21, 2013 at 16:38 #

    Hilarious …yet thought provoking!

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  13. colonialist May 21, 2013 at 17:57 #

    A sudden rush of people are claiming to live in Netherlands, I think.

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  14. adinparadise May 21, 2013 at 20:28 #

    I’ve often wondered about the mosquitoes. 😀

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  15. Grannymar May 22, 2013 at 19:48 #

    Putting on mascara and lipstick are my excuse for facial exercise! That is my excuse and I am sticking to it.

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  16. Three Well Beings May 24, 2013 at 05:49 #

    Hmmm. Why isn’t there a mouse flavored cat food? That is an excellent question!

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