Joke 790

22 May

Some silliness is called for…

English: Joke shield of Princess Beatrice of York.

English: Joke shield of Princess Beatrice of York. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

What do you call a grizzly with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

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What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the doc.

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Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts.

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What game would you play with a wombat?

Wom.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?

A bahhum bug.

From theoatmeal.

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18 Responses to “Joke 790”

  1. Terry May 22, 2013 at 04:14 #

    What is invisible and smells like carrots?

    Rabbit farts. LOLOLOL

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  2. sheilamariegrimes May 22, 2013 at 04:20 #

    cute funny! loved it!

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  3. slpmartin May 22, 2013 at 04:41 #

    Those were quite cute!

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  4. viv blake May 22, 2013 at 08:47 #

    Groaners all! Specially rabbit farts.

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  5. Gabrielle Bryden May 22, 2013 at 09:08 #

    just love the cute bunny joke 😉

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  6. Janie Jones May 22, 2013 at 12:19 #

    Bahhum bug. I love it!

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  7. viveka May 22, 2013 at 12:35 #

    Love carrots … and I think I can live with a rabbit fart .. now and then. *smile

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  8. Al May 22, 2013 at 12:53 #

    What do you get when you cross Tilly Bud with a joke? A silly bud.

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  9. mairedubhtx May 22, 2013 at 12:59 #

    Loved the gummy bear!

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  10. Elaine - I used to be indecisive May 22, 2013 at 16:30 #

    My favourite is the wombat one! 😀

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  11. colonialist May 22, 2013 at 19:54 #

    Oh, I love doing cross ones. Like if you cross one bit of wood with another, would you get cross?
    And, (from The Mouse, in my fantasies):
    What do you get if you cross a road with a chicken? Run over.
    What do you get if you cross a field with a singing insect and a flying mouse? A turn with a cricket bat.

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    • The Laughing Housewife May 22, 2013 at 22:04 #

      Oh, I have to use these tomorrow! Nobody reads comments now that we can reply from the tool bar, and they’re too good not to share.

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      • colonialist May 22, 2013 at 22:12 #

        They are actually Really Awful! My The Mouse character actually started my Really Awful brand with his jokes, and then I extended them to Really Awful Rhymes.

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  12. Grannymar May 22, 2013 at 19:55 #

    Wom with a wombat. Bahhum bug!

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  13. jatwood4 May 23, 2013 at 14:52 #

    Great!

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