Some silliness is called for…
English: Joke shield of Princess Beatrice of York. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
What do you call a grizzly with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
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What do you do with a sick boat?
Take it to the doc.
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Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
He was a little shellfish.
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
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What game would you play with a wombat?
Wom.
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee?
A bahhum bug.
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts. LOLOLOL
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cute funny! loved it!
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Those were quite cute!
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Groaners all! Specially rabbit farts.
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just love the cute bunny joke 😉
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Bahhum bug. I love it!
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Love carrots … and I think I can live with a rabbit fart .. now and then. *smile
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What do you get when you cross Tilly Bud with a joke? A silly bud.
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heeheehee! Love it!
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Loved the gummy bear!
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My favourite is the wombat one! 😀
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That was my favourite, too; though I am also partial to rabbit farts 🙂
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Oh, I love doing cross ones. Like if you cross one bit of wood with another, would you get cross?
And, (from The Mouse, in my fantasies):
What do you get if you cross a road with a chicken? Run over.
What do you get if you cross a field with a singing insect and a flying mouse? A turn with a cricket bat.
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Oh, I have to use these tomorrow! Nobody reads comments now that we can reply from the tool bar, and they’re too good not to share.
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They are actually Really Awful! My The Mouse character actually started my Really Awful brand with his jokes, and then I extended them to Really Awful Rhymes.
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I’ll take that as permission 🙂
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Wom with a wombat. Bahhum bug!
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Great!
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