Joke 791

Silly string in action (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Staying with the silly, because I’m in that sort of mood…

Colonialist left these three in the comments section of yesterday’s joke.   Nobody reads comments any more, now that we can answer from the tool bar, so Col has given me permission to share them.

If silly is not your bag, look away now.

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If you cross one bit of wood with another, would you get cross? 

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What do you get if you cross a road with a chicken?

Run over.

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What do you get if you cross a field with a singing insect and a flying mouse?

A turn with a cricket bat.

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I’m not sure I get that last one but the other two made me laugh so much, it doesn’t matter 🙂

Thanks, Col!