Joke 793

25 May
English: Snoring English Bulldog

English: Snoring English Bulldog (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Every hotel was full when the tired driver pulled into town late that night. At the largest hotel he pleaded with the night manager to please find him some place to sleep.  “Any bed will do – just a place to sleep.”

“Well, there is one regular client who always says that if we are ever full, he will be glad to split the cost of his room with someone. But I must warn you, he snores like a volcano; and we get lots of complaints from neighbouring rooms.”

“That will be no problem,” said the weary traveller, “just show me to the room.”

Next morning the man came down to breakfast looking rested and full of life. The manager said, “How’d you sleep?”

“Never better!”

“And the snoring didn’t keep you awake?”

“Slept like a baby.”

“How did you ever manage that?”

“Simple.  He snored like thunder the whole time I was getting ready for bed, but once I was ready to sleep I simply went over to him, kissed him on the cheek and said, ‘Good night cutie’.  He sat bolt upright, and watched me like a hawk the rest of the night.”

*

I love this wonderful definition of my problem:

I do NOT snore.

I am nasally repetitive.

*

From snoremd.com

 

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20 Responses to “Joke 793”

  1. slpmartin May 25, 2013 at 04:04 #

    Oh…that caught me by surprise…very cute indeed.

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  2. siggiofmaine May 25, 2013 at 04:11 #

    A really really good one. No sighs tonight !
    Peace
    Siggi

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  3. benzeknees May 25, 2013 at 05:05 #

    I am nasally repetitive & proud of it!

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  4. vastlycurious.com May 25, 2013 at 05:42 #

    HA HA HA ! I have been that tired!

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  5. viv blake May 25, 2013 at 08:12 #

    and will nasally repetitive Tilly be silent as the grave after yesterday’s visit?

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  6. Grannymar May 25, 2013 at 10:12 #

    I too, am wondering how yesterdays visit went?

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  7. mairedubhtx May 25, 2013 at 12:36 #

    I wonder if that would work on my puppy Ralphy. On second thought…

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  8. sharechair May 25, 2013 at 13:36 #

    Your hub must be very kind. I’m not. When my husband snores I wake him up. I am so mean in the middle of the night.

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  9. colonialist May 25, 2013 at 16:55 #

    Of course, he ran the awful risk of getting no sleep at all after his advances were reciprocated! 🙂

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  10. SchmidleysScribbling May 25, 2013 at 17:26 #

    Still laughing. Dianne

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  11. jatwood4 May 26, 2013 at 04:57 #

    Good joke, great retort! 😎

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  12. Three Well Beings May 26, 2013 at 08:14 #

    This was a good one! A very good one!

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  13. bevchen May 26, 2013 at 13:33 #

    LOL!! I love this one 😀

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