Every hotel was full when the tired driver pulled into town late that night. At the largest hotel he pleaded with the night manager to please find him some place to sleep. “Any bed will do – just a place to sleep.”
“Well, there is one regular client who always says that if we are ever full, he will be glad to split the cost of his room with someone. But I must warn you, he snores like a volcano; and we get lots of complaints from neighbouring rooms.”
“That will be no problem,” said the weary traveller, “just show me to the room.”
Next morning the man came down to breakfast looking rested and full of life. The manager said, “How’d you sleep?”
“Never better!”
“And the snoring didn’t keep you awake?”
“Slept like a baby.”
“How did you ever manage that?”
“Simple. He snored like thunder the whole time I was getting ready for bed, but once I was ready to sleep I simply went over to him, kissed him on the cheek and said, ‘Good night cutie’. He sat bolt upright, and watched me like a hawk the rest of the night.”
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I love this wonderful definition of my problem:
I do NOT snore.
I am nasally repetitive.
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Oh…that caught me by surprise…very cute indeed.
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A really really good one. No sighs tonight !
Peace
Siggi
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Praise indeed! 😀
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I am nasally repetitive & proud of it!
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HA HA HA ! I have been that tired!
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and will nasally repetitive Tilly be silent as the grave after yesterday’s visit?
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Not for a while…sad post coming up next week 😉
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Oh dear. I read your joke to Jock and he said that next time you come to stay he will stop you snoring! He didn’t say how, though.
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Quaking!
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I too, am wondering how yesterdays visit went?
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Details later 🙂
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I wonder if that would work on my puppy Ralphy. On second thought…
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Your hub must be very kind. I’m not. When my husband snores I wake him up. I am so mean in the middle of the night.
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😀
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Of course, he ran the awful risk of getting no sleep at all after his advances were reciprocated! 🙂
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Still laughing. Dianne
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Good joke, great retort! 😎
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This was a good one! A very good one!
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😀
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LOL!! I love this one 😀
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