Joke 795

27 May

Actual calls to computer technical support reps:

Customer: I’m trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn’t work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, you’ve got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah…
Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven’t got a computer. It’s in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen…

*

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.

*

Customer: I can’t get my diskette out.
Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, sure, it’s really stuck.
Tech support: That doesn’t sound good; I’ll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute…I hadn’t inserted it into the computer yet…it’s still on my desk…sorry…

*

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.  

*

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

*

Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

From Will & Guy

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19 Responses to “Joke 795”

  1. Terry May 27, 2013 at 04:49 #

    Oh my gosh I am laughing so hard!!!

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  2. benzeknees May 27, 2013 at 04:53 #

    Sounds like me – last week 🙂

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  3. misswhiplash May 27, 2013 at 06:41 #

    sometimes things do seem to be a bit far fetched and you can hardly believe what people do. or cannot do .but it is so true.. I am a testimony to that..maybe not in that context but it does confuse me sometimes…or maybe I confuse the computer. That could be the answer!

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  4. viv blake May 27, 2013 at 07:04 #

    ….erm. I have been known to …. no to that one… Oh help!

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  5. bevchen May 27, 2013 at 07:50 #

    When I first moved to Germany, I could not for the life of me figure out how to do the @ symbol. I could see it mocking me from the Q key, but had no idea how to make it appear on my scrren. Turns out you have to use ALT-Gr. *Sigh*.

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  6. Grannymar May 27, 2013 at 10:57 #

    Thanks for the reminder to use the off button,

    Catch you later.

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  7. mairedubhtx May 27, 2013 at 12:48 #

    Even I’m more computer savvy than these folks. They made me feel good!

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  8. Elaine - I used to be indecisive May 27, 2013 at 12:50 #

    Haha! The first one is my favourite! 😀

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  9. jatwood4 May 27, 2013 at 14:35 #

    I LMAO, until I remembered that I have asked equally inane questions in my time. Great post! 😎

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  10. idiosyncratic eye May 27, 2013 at 15:04 #

    Ah, the joys of technology. 🙂

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  11. SchmidleysScribbling May 27, 2013 at 15:27 #

    Very clever. I get a weird thrill from conquering various computer problems. Better than sex!!

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  12. sheilamariegrimes May 27, 2013 at 15:35 #

    so funny! me and hubby laughed so hard! good with coffee!

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  13. Tania May 27, 2013 at 16:15 #

    HAHAHA This has just made my day!

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  14. Three Well Beings May 27, 2013 at 17:31 #

    So funny–and takes me back! I’ll never forget my first computer thirty years ago…I was SOOO lost! 🙂

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  15. Gobetween May 28, 2013 at 04:18 #

    These are great, good to see I am not the only one who has said and done stupid tech stuff.

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  16. vastlycurious.com June 1, 2013 at 22:52 #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHHHHHA! I prefer this life ! : ) I was that person 5 years ago and sometimes I still am !

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