A toilet with the potentially dangerous arrangement of the seat being up (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Expecting visitors, I cleaned like I meant it last week.
That’s right, you heard me: my house is clean.
It feels weird.
That’s that topic covered.
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An idle thought
I once saw a safety advert which said that mixing cleaning chemicals in a toilet can lead to explosions.
I wondered this: if I put neat bleach in the toilet, forget it’s there, and then do a wee, will I set light to my bottom?
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Only if you do a wee with a cleaning agent :))
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😀
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Not “those” chemicals.
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you plonker! but you made me laugh!
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Please let us know if you scald your bottom. 😯
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I do believe Mythbusters covered this topic in one of their shows. Do you get Mythbusters in the UK?
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We do, but I don’t watch it. I’ll Google it.
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I don’t think bleach is the one to worry about, it might be a combination of all the chemicals in other cleaning products that might make you go boom. Don’t go boom Tilly I would use ditilled white vinegar for cleaning and baking soda, much safer and cheaper and you don’t go boom.
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I don’t know about setting fire to your bottom…..but I can tell you that half a bottle of shampoo and bath bomb in the toilet has tremendous results.
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Toddlers?
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LOL I don’t know. Why don’t you try it first and then let me know. hehe
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Not when you wee, but take care when you fart!
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Too clean to use … I will go next door *smile – and I hope you know that blench kills all the good bacterial too – so the use of too much of it – can give a terrible smell. And as Viv says … be careful when you fart .. so you don’t land in Tokyo.
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Oh, no, please don’t try that dangerous combination! We want you alive when your guest arrives!
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Thanks for the warning, Gigi 🙂
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I had a great giggle at all your comments. I wouldn’t take the chance. My buns aren’t insured, although hubby says they should be. 😆
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Aw! That’s so sweet 🙂
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funny! Been there done that …fizzled!
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Duly noted…
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My house is clean also. The guests have just left, so the house is about to spiral into squalor over the next couple of hours. I am exHAUSTed.
So behind on everything else.
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That was better than a spoon of medicine! 😆
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I’m back, Did you know that keyboards and mobile phones carry more germs than a loo?
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Eww! *drops mouse*
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Love the look of your clean NEW toilet! I don’t know about setting your butt aflame, but I would certainly be worried about bleach splashing my girlie bits!
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I am the BEST last minute cleaner !!!!!
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I cleaned my house for visitors too. It feels so weird because it’s so clean!
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It’s just not right, is it?
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Ka-BOOM! Scary thought! 🙂
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Ka-BUM! 😀
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You’ll certainly risk a burnt bottom for sure!
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