Joke 797

Apologies for the late joke (it has ceased to be; it is an ex-joke); I fell into bed, exhausted, last night.  But I did think of you before I slipped into a coma…and decided my sleep was worth more than your fleeting amusement.

Now that I’m properly refreshed, I can see how muddled my thinking was.

Here’s the joke:

Okay, not quite yet.  I couldn’t find a joke about being tired.  Instead, I bring you some tired jokes:

• I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.    Steven Wright
• I had plastic surgery last week.  I cut up my credit cards.   Henny Youngman
• A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.   Hussein Nishah
• I used to like my neighbours until they put a password on their wi-fi.   Anon
• I’m afraid of three things: women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.  Nikhil Saluja

From searchquotes.com