Joke 797

29 May

Tiredness you can enjoy Tiredness you can enjoy

Apologies for the late joke (it has ceased to be; it is an ex-joke); I fell into bed, exhausted, last night.  But I did think of you before I slipped into a coma…and decided my sleep was worth more than your fleeting amusement.

Now that I’m properly refreshed, I can see how muddled my thinking was.

Here’s the joke:

Okay, not quite yet.  I couldn’t find a joke about being tired.  Instead, I bring you some tired jokes:

  • I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.    Steven Wright
  • I had plastic surgery last week.  I cut up my credit cards.   Henny Youngman
  • A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.   Hussein Nishah
  • I used to like my neighbours until they put a password on their wi-fi.   Anon
  • I’m afraid of three things: women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.  Nikhil Saluja

Tiredness you can enjoy Tiredness you can enjoyFrom



8 Responses to “Joke 797”

  1. viv blake May 29, 2013 at 09:42 #

    The Joke (sorry, the Jock) is busy scribbling a riposte.

    That baby is gorgeous, but is handicapped by no sense of smell!


  2. viveka May 29, 2013 at 13:23 #

    Last one … my favorite !!! Good ones … all of them.


  3. mairedubhtx May 29, 2013 at 13:50 #

    Loved the Nobel Peace Prize!


  4. SchmidleysScribbling May 29, 2013 at 15:25 #

    Love both of your pics. The baby is adorable and the cat is nice too. I have a smaller cat on my site. Dianne


  5. slpmartin May 29, 2013 at 17:15 #

    What a darling picture of the baby…cute jokes.


  6. colonialist May 29, 2013 at 21:58 #

    *to lion* Do you hang out here often?


  7. Grannymar May 29, 2013 at 22:43 #

    Glad you got your priorities right!


  8. sharechair May 30, 2013 at 01:45 #

    I didn’t read the jokes. I started laughing at the baby in the shoe!


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