Joke 803

4 Jun
Students taking a test at the University of Vi...

Students taking a test at the University of Vienna at the end of the summer term 2005 (Saturday, June 25, 2005). (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

A professor gave an important test to his students.

Once the test was over, the students handed the completed papers in.  One student had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying, “A dollar per point.”

The professor handed the marked tests out during their next class.

One student got back his test and $56 change.


11 Responses to “Joke 803”

  1. Terry June 4, 2013 at 04:05 #

    I got a laugh out of this!!! Thanks


  2. June 4, 2013 at 04:26 #

    You always send me too bed happy.. OWN THIS..laughing.!!


  3. slpmartin June 4, 2013 at 05:55 #

    Having spent most of my life teaching at university, this really made be laugh long and hard…Thanks!


  4. Grannymar June 4, 2013 at 08:13 #

    That is so funny!


  5. Musings June 4, 2013 at 09:20 #

    Oh too funny!


  6. bevchen June 4, 2013 at 11:22 #

    Brilliant! 😀


  7. mairedubhtx June 4, 2013 at 13:40 #

    A very ethical professor.


  8. SchmidleysScribbling June 4, 2013 at 16:15 #

    Can’t buy happiness. D~


  9. Janet Williams June 4, 2013 at 18:08 #

    There’s an ‘advanced’ version of the joke.

    This was on the news recently:

    Failing student jailed for trying to bribe professor
    Yang Li offered University of Bath professor £5,000 in cash to change mark for dissertation, court told.

    Read the news report here


  10. SidevieW June 5, 2013 at 03:09 #



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