Joke 804

5 Jun
World's Largest Cell Phone is prank-called

World’s Largest Cell Phone is prank-called (Photo credit: spudart)

Thanks to Siggi of Maine for sending this great joke, now one of my favourites.  

I was tempted to make it about the Hub and me, with Hub playing the wife and me playing the husband, because if the character fits….



A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.

The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:

I’m on the toilet. Please advise.


15 Responses to “Joke 804”

  1. jatwood4 June 5, 2013 at 04:14 #

    Hahhhh, Hahhhn; — good one!


  2. slpmartin June 5, 2013 at 04:35 #

    Now that brought a chuckle.


  3. Musings June 5, 2013 at 06:24 #

    Oh gracious! This is hilarious! I’m going to have to share this with my hub.


  4. Grannymar June 5, 2013 at 06:31 #

    I know someone just like that guy!


    • viv blake June 5, 2013 at 08:18 #

      so do I. But when he heard me laughing at this, he came an read it onscreen (technophobe personified) and roard with laughter. He’s just made me scrambled egg, which I might be able to eat (first in two days)


  5. lanceleuven June 5, 2013 at 10:02 #

    Ha! That’s an excellent one! 🙂

    (It reminds me of about a decade ago when a housemate of mine was discussing how enthustically his Mum had recently embraced texting. After receiving another text from her he said “Oh, my Mum’s become a massive victim of technolgy”. I asked him if she’d been killed by a robot.)


  6. Janet Williams June 5, 2013 at 10:52 #

    Not a good idea to read your jokes at breakfast.


  7. mairedubhtx June 5, 2013 at 14:22 #

    How romantic.


  8. colonialist June 6, 2013 at 00:03 #

    What a nidget! He should have lied a bit – like saying he had been busy picking a bouquet of flowers for her …


  9. Maddie Cochere June 6, 2013 at 02:14 #

    Hahaha! So funny and just like a man! Sending this one on to my mother. 🙂


  10. June 6, 2013 at 04:14 #



  11. kiwidutch June 6, 2013 at 23:04 #

    LOL… rings true! (um except for the bit there it says (husband) “texted back”… he’s a technophobe and doesn’t do texts… and the other small detail/ technical hitch… I know how to text but choose to not own a mobile phone LOL)
    I can well imagine you and the Hub having this conversation though 🙂


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