Joke 806

7 Jun

advice columns

Image taken from Answer It’s blog.

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Flight Attendant’s Announcement:

Please decide what you will be doing before you enter the lavatory, as once you enter there is no turning around.

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If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.

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24 Responses to “Joke 806”

  1. Grannymar June 7, 2013 at 04:13 #

    My advice would be: In future, wear comfortable shoes in case your car breaks down unexpectedly and you have to face a long walk home!

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  2. Terry June 7, 2013 at 04:18 #

    leave it to a man’s mind. car over affair!!!

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  3. vastlycurious.com June 7, 2013 at 04:45 #

    EVERY NIGHT you send me to bed with a smile. I am grateful !

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  4. Musings June 7, 2013 at 05:53 #

    Love it! This is too too funny!

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  5. Lily Mugford June 7, 2013 at 06:27 #

    Men… I can only shake my head. I laughed at the flight attendant announcement… so true

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  6. slpmartin June 7, 2013 at 06:33 #

    Loved the advice column.

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  7. viv blake June 7, 2013 at 06:41 #

    The first one: horror/sci-fi; the second two are applied common sense, which should be a subject taught in schools. All three: hilarious.

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  8. colonialist June 7, 2013 at 10:00 #

    *shakes head* No, that advice wasn’t very good. It could simply be spark plugs.
    When in doubt, reverse in. It’ll work either way.
    Blow! Gotta go back for my parachute.

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  9. jatwood4 June 7, 2013 at 12:14 #

    Great! and so typical!!

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  10. bevchen June 7, 2013 at 13:05 #

    Sound advice from the air hostes… I shall remember it for my flight this evening 😉

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    • bevchen June 7, 2013 at 13:06 #

      *hostess. Sorry… I blame lack of sleep.

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  11. SchmidleysScribbling June 7, 2013 at 13:16 #

    Dear Sheila, Dump the bastard and sue him for everything he has. Then marry a handsom young mechanic. John’s wife

    PS don’t forget the prenup.

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  12. Al June 7, 2013 at 13:43 #

    This John guy is an idiot! Anyone who has taken auto mechanics in 8th grade knows that it’s got to be the alternator.

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  13. ShimonZ June 8, 2013 at 21:05 #

    nice joke

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  14. lanceleuven June 10, 2013 at 17:30 #

    Absolutely terrible advice! Firstly she should check both the air and the fuel filters! Amateurs.

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  15. Perfecting Motherhood June 11, 2013 at 07:59 #

    Haha, typical!

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