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Joke 807

8 Jun

alcohol injury

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SIGNS THAT YOU’RE A DRUNK

  • You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
  • You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
  • Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
  • Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
  • You fall off the floor.
  • That damn pink elephant followed you home again.
  • You have a reserved parking space at the bottle store.
  • Your career won’t progress beyond Member of Parliament.

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