Joke 807

8 Jun

alcohol injury

Image taken from Answer It’s blog.

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SIGNS THAT YOU’RE A DRUNK

  • You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
  • You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
  • Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
  • Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
  • You fall off the floor.
  • That damn pink elephant followed you home again.
  • You have a reserved parking space at the bottle store.
  • Your career won’t progress beyond Member of Parliament.

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15 Responses to “Joke 807”

  1. vastlycurious.com June 8, 2013 at 04:13 #

    This made me laugh my head off!!!! ♥

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  2. Lily Mugford June 8, 2013 at 04:37 #

    thanks for the fun… that pink elephant is a member of parliament..isn’t he?

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  3. Rorybore June 8, 2013 at 05:07 #

    LOL. All good. My favourite is that people all of sudden are convinced they are good singers. And the louder they get – the better they are. haha

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  4. viv blake June 8, 2013 at 07:12 #

    That last one is brilliant!

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  5. Grannymar June 8, 2013 at 08:54 #

    As Frank Sinatra said: ‘Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy’.

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    • Al June 8, 2013 at 12:46 #

      That’s funny. Hadn’t heard that one, Marie.

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  6. Al June 8, 2013 at 12:45 #

    How about “When someone slurs their speech, you understand them perfectly”

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  7. mairedubhtx June 8, 2013 at 13:36 #

    My ex-husband definitely has a problem.

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  8. slpmartin June 8, 2013 at 18:15 #

    Ha…these were very good.

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  9. benzeknees June 9, 2013 at 09:43 #

    Loved the last one especially!

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  10. Gobetween June 9, 2013 at 11:10 #

    😆

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  11. colonialist June 9, 2013 at 16:29 #

    I am *hic* shtarting a coursh on be*hic*coming an MP!

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