Joke 807

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SIGNS THAT YOU’RE A DRUNK

• You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
• You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
• Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
• Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
• You fall off the floor.
• That damn pink elephant followed you home again.
• You have a reserved parking space at the bottle store.
• Your career won’t progress beyond Member of Parliament.

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