Image taken from Answer It’s blog.
A man and a small boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut – he placed the boy in the chair.
“I’m going to buy a tie to wear for the wedding,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”
When the boy’s haircut was completed and the man still hadn’t returned, the barber said, “Looks like your daddy’s forgotten all about you.”
“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. “He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna get a free haircut!’ “