Joke 809

10 Jun
What a funny sign this is!

What a funny sign this is! (Photo credit: Gene Hunt)

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool.  

He looks the bartender in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?”

The bartender thinks for a moment and says, “Sure, the toilet’s right around the corner.”





13 Responses to “Joke 809”

  1. slpmartin June 10, 2013 at 04:08 #

    Pretty cute joke for a Sunday.


  2. Terry June 10, 2013 at 04:13 #

    I should have seen that one coming!!!! LOL


  3. Three Well Beings June 10, 2013 at 05:07 #

    Yuck! But funny! 🙂


  4. mairedubhtx June 10, 2013 at 13:07 #

    My puppies can’t reach the toilet. Pity. I have to keep the water dish filled up.


  5. SchmidleysScribbling June 10, 2013 at 16:52 #

    Poor dog, all he wanted was a Scot on the Rocks.Dianne


  6. lanceleuven June 10, 2013 at 16:59 #

    Ha! Excellent! 🙂

    That sign reminded me of one I saw in Devon. It just said “Dog bin” with an arrow. I could only assume they must be cat people.


  7. benzeknees June 10, 2013 at 18:04 #

    Had to think for a second, hahahahaha. Loved the sign!


  8. adinparadise June 10, 2013 at 18:06 #

    Love it, and the sign. 🙂


  9. colonialist June 17, 2013 at 23:09 #

    The sign is wonderful – and the dog bit him, right?


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