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15 Jun

I’m making a roast dinner today.

Yummy!

It’s almost worth having visitors.

Roast chicken, the most commonly eaten white meat

Roast chicken, the most commonly eaten white meat (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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Joke 814

15 Jun
Maybe They Won't See Me

Maybe They Won’t See Me (Photo credit: jamacdonald)

As I get closer to the 1001st joke, it’s getting tougher to find jokes I haven’t posted before.   I find myself looking around the room for a topic I might not have covered.  Tonight, I spotted a blanket.

There are no jokes about blankets, I thought.  Incredibly, I was wrong.  I do love the internet!

I know I have posted the first joke before (searching for man/woman jokes), but it’s so good, it’s worth sharing again.  The others are new to me.

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket?”

The man leans out and with a glint in his eye says, “I’ve got a better idea…let’s pretend we’re married.”

“Why not,” giggles the woman.

“Good,” he replies. “Get your own blanket.” 

Gilbert Sleeping

Gilbert Sleeping (Photo credit: somenametoforget)

How do you make anti-freeze?

Take away her blanket.

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Why couldn’t the blanket get a job?

It kept getting turned down.

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I love my electric blanket. It’s so much better than my acoustic one.

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Any guy out there who believes women are the weaker sex has never tried to reclaim his half of the blanket on a cold winter’s night.

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From jokebook.eu

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