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Joke 815

16 Jun

No blanket jokes?  What was I thinking?  Wee Scoops flooded my comments box with  these.  I love ’em!  The last one is my new all-time favourite joke. Thanks, Wee Scoops.

English: A blanket fort suspended on strings.

English: A blanket fort suspended on strings. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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A blanket walked into a bar behind a policeman. Suddenly they heard gun shots. The policeman yelled, “Cover me!”

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A blanket walked into a bar to order lunch. “I’m sorry,” the barman said, “we only serve wraps.”

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A blanket walks into a bar and is pleased to see everyone else with a lit cigarette. He lights up, takes a draw and the barman says, “I’m sorry – we have a blanket ban on smoking.”

 

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