Joke 815

16 Jun

No blanket jokes?  What was I thinking?  Wee Scoops flooded my comments box with  these.  I love ’em!  The last one is my new all-time favourite joke. Thanks, Wee Scoops.

English: A blanket fort suspended on strings.

English: A blanket fort suspended on strings. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)


A blanket walked into a bar behind a policeman. Suddenly they heard gun shots. The policeman yelled, “Cover me!”


A blanket walked into a bar to order lunch. “I’m sorry,” the barman said, “we only serve wraps.”


A blanket walks into a bar and is pleased to see everyone else with a lit cigarette. He lights up, takes a draw and the barman says, “I’m sorry – we have a blanket ban on smoking.”


20 Responses to “Joke 815”

  1. Kylie June 16, 2013 at 04:07 #



  2. graypoet June 16, 2013 at 04:08 #

    I’m going to grab all my IOU’s and take them to bed and let my blanket cover my bets… Nite


  3. bumblepuppies June 16, 2013 at 04:35 #

    The residents of Blanket, Texas surely don’t appreciate you making fun of them. If you go anywhere near their little town, sheet will probably hit the fan!

    (I was thinking about adding a signature to this post, but I think I’ll blank it.)


  4. viv blake June 16, 2013 at 07:52 #

    Dreadful but funny!


  5. mairedubhtx June 16, 2013 at 13:30 #

    I liked the first one!


  6. kateshrewsday June 16, 2013 at 13:55 #

    I knew there was something missing from my world view. Blanket jokes. Now my life is complete 😀


  7. viveka June 16, 2013 at 14:08 #

    I agree with Viv, but I got a big smile out this. *smile


  8. slpmartin June 16, 2013 at 15:28 #

    These were very cute jokes.


  9. SchmidleysScribbling June 16, 2013 at 20:09 #

    And I am a wet blanket who puts a damper on things.


  10. adinparadise June 17, 2013 at 05:19 #

    Never heard of blanket jokes before. Thanks for the smiles. 🙂


  11. benzeknees June 17, 2013 at 09:38 #

    These were great!


  12. sanstorm June 17, 2013 at 13:18 #



    • Hattie June 17, 2013 at 23:34 #

      I especially like the one about the wraps.


      • sanstorm June 18, 2013 at 12:23 #

        Oh thanks 🙂
        I’d have made up more if I’d known the Budster was going to post them in a post of their own – but I feel the moment has passed now.


  13. Janie Jones June 19, 2013 at 17:40 #

    Love ’em!


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