No blanket jokes? What was I thinking? Wee Scoops flooded my comments box with these. I love ’em! The last one is my new all-time favourite joke. Thanks, Wee Scoops.
A blanket walked into a bar behind a policeman. Suddenly they heard gun shots. The policeman yelled, “Cover me!”
A blanket walked into a bar to order lunch. “I’m sorry,” the barman said, “we only serve wraps.”
A blanket walks into a bar and is pleased to see everyone else with a lit cigarette. He lights up, takes a draw and the barman says, “I’m sorry – we have a blanket ban on smoking.”