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Joke 816

17 Jun

I’m going to confess up front that I don’t know enough about grammar to understand all of these jokes; but I know some of my readers do, so their four ewe.

  • Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
  • A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
  • A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
  • A Question mark walks into a bar?
  • Two Quotation marks “walk into” a bar.
  • A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking a drink.
  • The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
  • The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
  • A synonym ambles into a pub.
  • A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
  • A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed everything.
  • A run on sentence walks into a bar it is thirsty.
  • Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapsed to the bar floor.
  • A group of homophones wok inn two a bar. 

UPDATE:

Al left this clever one in the comments:

  • An antonym walks out of a bar.

 

 

 

 

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