Joke 816

I’m going to confess up front that I don’t know enough about grammar to understand all of these jokes; but I know some of my readers do, so their four ewe.

• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
• A Question mark walks into a bar?
• Two Quotation marks “walk into” a bar.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking a drink.
• The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A synonym ambles into a pub.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
• A hyperbole totally ripped into this bar and destroyed everything.
• A run on sentence walks into a bar it is thirsty.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapsed to the bar floor.
• A group of homophones wok inn two a bar. 

UPDATE:

Al left this clever one in the comments:

• An antonym walks out of a bar.