Photograph © janetsnotebook.com
Daily Prompt: Shape Up or Ship Out
Write a letter to the personality trait you like least, convincing it to shape up or ship out. Be as threatening, theatrical, or thoroughly charming as is necessary to get the job done.
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Dear Procrastination,
How are you? You haven’t replied to my previous three emails so I don’t know.
You need to get your act together and start writing some posts about the visit of your blogger friend Janet. Not only has she written nine posts about her time with us, she has also compiled them into a fabulous, free ebook which exposes the dirty underbelly and large overbelly of life in Tillybudland. She puts you to shame.
She even included new photographs! The one of us in an old pinny and yellow hairnet is rather fetching, if you like your unflattering pictures in multicolours (I know I do).
If you want to read or download the exposé ebook, just visit Janet’s Notebook.
Lots of love,
Your Better Self
PS Sorry this is so late; I’ve been meaning to write it for ages but never got around to it.
I have the funniest readers in the blogosphere (not necessarily ha ha…)