Joke 819

20 Jun
That awkward moment when you spell a word so w...

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong… (Photo credit: QuotesEverlasting)

While we’re on the subject…

Eye halve a spelling chequer. It came with my pea sea. It plainly marques four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it two say weather eye am wrong oar write. It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid it nose bee fore two long. And than eye can put the error rite.

Its rarely ever wrong. Eye have run this let tar threw it. I am pleased two tell you its letter perfect. My checker tolled me sew.

Sauce unknown.

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From Will & Guy

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15 Responses to “Joke 819”

  1. graypoet June 20, 2013 at 04:09 #

    Too funny, I actually started a post this morning using homophones and didn’t post it. You made me smile.

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  2. letstalkaboutfamily June 20, 2013 at 04:17 #

    WordPress speller does that to me. I type the word “I” and it wants me to replace it with “eye”!

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  3. bumblepuppies June 20, 2013 at 04:20 #

    eye eye, ma’am

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  4. jatwood4 June 20, 2013 at 04:41 #

    Great! 😎

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  5. viv blake June 20, 2013 at 06:17 #

    You know what they call computers and spell checkers: thoroughly obedient morons or TOMs for short. Mine isn’t even obedient – it sometimes changes back things I change, like first line capital letters in poems.

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  6. Three Well Beings June 20, 2013 at 06:39 #

    Very clever! My spell-check works fairly well, but it’s the auto-correct that gets me in trouble. Entirely too often I find my words automatically changed and that drives me crazy! 🙂

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  7. Grannymar June 20, 2013 at 07:16 #

    I have a love hate relationship with spell check!

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  8. benzeknees June 20, 2013 at 08:58 #

    Amazing how our brains can process something so badly spelled, isn’t it? It just takes a little longer.

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  9. Al June 20, 2013 at 12:02 #

    This one had me spellbound.

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  10. mairedubhtx June 20, 2013 at 13:34 #

    Yes, spelling is correct. Context, not so much.

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  11. slpmartin June 20, 2013 at 14:24 #

    That was just a perfect one to start my day…thanks for the laughs.

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  12. Janie Jones June 20, 2013 at 16:02 #

    Love it! The last few days of grammar/spelling jokes you’ve been posting has been amazing!

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  13. vastlycurious.com June 22, 2013 at 23:16 #

    Lately my spelling is very off tooooo? Somedays it worried me.

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