Joke 820

As you seem to like them so much…

A boy answers the phone. The caller asks, “Where are your parents?”

“They ain’t here!”

“Come on, son. Where’s your grammar?”

“My gramma ain’t here neither. She’s gone to church!”

• If “can’t” is the contraction for “cannot,” what is “don’t” short for?   Doughnut.
• Is there a word in English that uses all the vowels including “y”?    Unquestionably!
• “I am” is said to be the shortest sentence in the English language.  The longest is “I do.”
• A pregnant woman went into labour and began to yell, “Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”  She was having contractions.    Garrison Keillor
• What kind of word would you invite to a fancy tea party?   A proper noun.
• What word allows you to take away two letters and get one in return?    Alone.
• Which two letters of the alphabet mean nothing?   MT.

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Jokes from grammarabout.com.  Click on the cartoons for their links.