Mona Lisa Smile

24 Jun

I lofe corn on the cob.  Not any more.

Thorry if I theem to be lithping a bit – 2/3 of my front tooth now rethideth in tonigh’th dinner.  It thnapped off.  Jutht thnapped off!  At leatht now I know why the Mona Litha nefer thmiled with her mouth open…gummy as Poth Thpice.

I’m thuppothed to be gifing a poetry reading tomorrow.

Not gonna happen, unleth my dentitht workth a miracle.

 

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25 Responses to “Mona Lisa Smile”

  1. slpmartin June 24, 2013 at 18:36 #

    Very cute!

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  2. rebecca2000 June 24, 2013 at 18:46 #

    Ouch! I hope it’s all better and fixed soon. 🙂

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  3. McGuffy Ann June 24, 2013 at 18:53 #

    Oh, no. I am so sorry! That is a nightmare! Bill, his dad, and all of his siblings had a problem breaking a front tooth…but it was a childhood thing. There was no corn involved, however. Hope your dentist works fast!

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  4. Karen Snyder June 24, 2013 at 19:01 #

    Tho thorry!

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  5. Al June 24, 2013 at 19:51 #

    Thorry!

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  6. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com June 24, 2013 at 19:53 #

    Poor Tilly. I hope your dentist can be a miracle worker. If not, Don’t smile – smoulder like a passionate poet!

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  7. Laurie Nichols June 24, 2013 at 20:18 #

    Oh no, Tilly you poor thing! I wish you luck with the dentist, I hope that he can fix your tooth as painlessly as possible. Good luck with the poetry reading if you are able to go, I hope you can.:)

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  8. kiwidutch June 24, 2013 at 21:20 #

    Dentists really can work miracles these days… it’s just a sad matter of how fast and how expensive… I hope something can be done that doesn’t break the bank.

    (I’m KNOW I’m lucky because I’m in a mandatory health insurance scheme via my employer and whilst it’s more expensive than most, the policy covers waaaay more dentistry than other policies, let’s just say I get my money’s worth on physio and dentistry alone! )

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  9. SchmidleysScribbling June 24, 2013 at 21:30 #

    You’ll wonder where the yellow went? Dianne

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  10. Rorybore June 24, 2013 at 21:32 #

    Oh no! I love corn on the cob – we eat a ton of it in summer, but then usually spend another couple of days picking it out if my teeth. thankfully, I have not had to pick any teeth out of my corn.

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  11. Janet Williams June 24, 2013 at 22:17 #

    I’m speechless! Blame Oxo cubes.

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  12. Three Well Beings June 25, 2013 at 05:38 #

    I hope it’s more embarrassing than painful! I’m so sorry. I’ve had a few recent dental episodes myself. But at least I wasn’t held back from a poetry reading. I hope it works out for you!

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  13. Grannymar June 25, 2013 at 08:29 #

    I love the idea of you smoldering like a passionate poet!

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  14. sarsm June 25, 2013 at 08:41 #

    Oh no!!! Hope your dentist works a miracle!

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  15. bluebee June 25, 2013 at 11:15 #

    Poor you!

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  16. mairedubhtx June 25, 2013 at 14:21 #

    Now I know why you had to go to the dentist. That corn on the cob will get you every time.

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  17. Janie Jones June 27, 2013 at 17:24 #

    It’s like one of my nightmares come true! Only I in my nightmare I lose my tooth in chewing gum. Oh, how horrible for you!

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  18. benzeknees July 1, 2013 at 08:49 #

    I must have read your posts out of order because I read about the dentist fixing your tooth before I read of you breaking your tooth. Even though my teeth don’t break I gave up on corn on the cob a few years ago too! If I were you I’d stick to Maltesers!

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