I lofe corn on the cob. Not any more.
Thorry if I theem to be lithping a bit – 2/3 of my front tooth now rethideth in tonigh’th dinner. It thnapped off. Jutht thnapped off! At leatht now I know why the Mona Litha nefer thmiled with her mouth open…gummy as Poth Thpice.
I’m thuppothed to be gifing a poetry reading tomorrow.
Not gonna happen, unleth my dentitht workth a miracle.
I am a little fat. I like food; what can I say? I have dull hair: mousey. I don’t wear much make-up and have no need of a dressing table. If I look like a bag lady, I chose my own clothes. If I look nice, the Hub picked them for me. Despite all this, I am a little vain. This photograph is from 2003. I had to go back that far to find one of me that I liked. But I don’t really care: my husband still thinks I’m beautiful and if he doesn’t, he loves me enough to lie about it. I’m lucky. I have two boys. They never lie to me. Still, you can't have everything.
The Laughing Housewife 
Very cute!
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It’th really not!
‘Very ugly’ would be more accurate.
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Ouch! I hope it’s all better and fixed soon. 🙂
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Oh, no. I am so sorry! That is a nightmare! Bill, his dad, and all of his siblings had a problem breaking a front tooth…but it was a childhood thing. There was no corn involved, however. Hope your dentist works fast!
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Tho thorry!
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Thorry!
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Poor Tilly. I hope your dentist can be a miracle worker. If not, Don’t smile – smoulder like a passionate poet!
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Good idea!
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Oh no, Tilly you poor thing! I wish you luck with the dentist, I hope that he can fix your tooth as painlessly as possible. Good luck with the poetry reading if you are able to go, I hope you can.:)
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Dentists really can work miracles these days… it’s just a sad matter of how fast and how expensive… I hope something can be done that doesn’t break the bank.
(I’m KNOW I’m lucky because I’m in a mandatory health insurance scheme via my employer and whilst it’s more expensive than most, the policy covers waaaay more dentistry than other policies, let’s just say I get my money’s worth on physio and dentistry alone! )
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You’ll wonder where the yellow went? Dianne
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Oh no! I love corn on the cob – we eat a ton of it in summer, but then usually spend another couple of days picking it out if my teeth. thankfully, I have not had to pick any teeth out of my corn.
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😀
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I’m speechless! Blame Oxo cubes.
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😀 😀 😀
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I hope it’s more embarrassing than painful! I’m so sorry. I’ve had a few recent dental episodes myself. But at least I wasn’t held back from a poetry reading. I hope it works out for you!
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Thanks. No pain, fortunately, because the tooth died long ago and was hidden behind a veneer.
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I love the idea of you smoldering like a passionate poet!
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Oh no!!! Hope your dentist works a miracle!
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Poor you!
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Now I know why you had to go to the dentist. That corn on the cob will get you every time.
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It’s like one of my nightmares come true! Only I in my nightmare I lose my tooth in chewing gum. Oh, how horrible for you!
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I was chewing gum when I read this. Now it’s my nightmare, too 😦
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Oh no!!!
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I must have read your posts out of order because I read about the dentist fixing your tooth before I read of you breaking your tooth. Even though my teeth don’t break I gave up on corn on the cob a few years ago too! If I were you I’d stick to Maltesers!
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