Joke 824

25 Jun
Cry baby

Cry baby (Photo credit: tacit requiem (joanneQEscober ))

Cedric watched as a woman at his supermarket shopped with a three-year-old girl riding in the child’s seat. As they approached the sweet section the little girl asked for some liquorice sticks and her mother told her, “No.”

The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss. The mother said softly, “Now Cindy, our shopping is going well. Don’t be upset…we’ll soon be out of here.”

Presently, they came to the aisle where the ice cream was on offer and the little girl asked for an ice lolly. When told she couldn’t have one she began to cry. The mother said gently, “There, there, Cindy, don’t cry. Only two more aisles to go and then we’ll be at the check out.”

When they got to the conveyor belt the little girl immediately began to demand sweets next to the checkout.  Finally she threw a tantrum when her mother would not let her have any sweets.  The mother calmed her saying, “Cindy, we’ll be through this queue in two minutes and then we can go home and have a glass of squash and a nap.”

Cedric followed them out to the car park and stopped the woman to compliment her on her child management.

“I couldn’t help admiring how patient you were with little Cindy,” Cedric said.

The mother turned and replied, “Oh, no, I’m Cindy. My little girl’s name is Dorothy.”

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From Will & Guy

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6 Responses to “Joke 824”

  1. slpmartin June 25, 2013 at 04:27 #

    Perfect!

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  2. Grannymar June 25, 2013 at 08:44 #

    I love it!

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  3. http://vivinfrance.wordpress.com June 25, 2013 at 08:54 #

    I’ve experienced that feeling!

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  4. benzeknees June 25, 2013 at 10:06 #

    Got me – perfect! An extra malteser for you!

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  5. bluebee June 25, 2013 at 11:16 #

    haha excellent

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  6. mairedubhtx June 25, 2013 at 14:07 #

    Cute!

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