Joke 826

27 Jun
"Coughs and Sneezes Spread Diseases - As ...

“Coughs and Sneezes Spread Diseases – As Dangerous as Poison Gas Shells”. U.S. Public Health ad on dangers of Spanish Flu epidemic during World War I. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The pharmacist walked into his store to find a guy leaning against the wall in obvious discomfort. He asked the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”

The clerk replied, “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find any cough syrup, so I gave him a bottle of laxative.”

The pharmacist yelled, “You can’t treat a cough with a laxative!”

The clerk responded, “Of course you can! Look at him. He’s afraid to cough.”

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Thanks to Grannymar for this one.

 

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7 Responses to “Joke 826”

  1. sharechair June 27, 2013 at 11:07 #

    Oh, no! Poor fellow! 😆

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  2. slpmartin June 27, 2013 at 16:29 #

    Oh…that did make me laugh…poor fellow.

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  3. Terry June 27, 2013 at 16:37 #

    that was excellent and I can see him standing there against the wall!!!

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  4. Grannymar June 27, 2013 at 17:43 #

    I can still feel his Pain!

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  5. Colonialist June 27, 2013 at 18:41 #

    This is based (haha) on the scientific principle that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction?

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  6. benzeknees July 1, 2013 at 08:52 #

    Hahahahahahaha!

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