There was a knock on the door one morning. Seamus opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said, “Hello sir, I’m a Jehovah’s Witness.”
Seamus said, “Come in and sit down.”
After he offered his visitor a fresh cup of coffee, Seamus asked, “What do you want to talk about?”
The Jehovah’s Witness said, “Beats me. Nobody ever let me in before.”
Thanks again to Grannymar for tickling my pink. Love it!