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Joke 829

30 Jun
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the singer (Photo credit: Yossari)

For the sake of balance, here are more jokes from suite101, this time about sopranos.  They seem pretty cruel to me, but what do I know? I’m a baritone.

 

What’s the difference between a soprano and a piranha?

  • The lipstick.

What’s the difference between a soprano and a pit bull?

  • The jewellery.

What’s the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and the average American football offensive lineman?

  • Stage makeup.

What’s the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian tenor?

  • About 10 pounds.

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

  • One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
  • Two. One to hold the diet soda and the other to get her accompanist to do it.
  • Three. One to do it, her understudy, and one to say she could have done it better.
  • Four. One to change the bulb and three to pull the chair out from under her.

What’s the first thing a soprano does in the morning?

  • Puts on her clothes and goes home.

How is a soubrette different from a sewer rat?

  • Some people actually like sewer rats.

What is the difference between a soubrette and a cobra?

  • One is deadly poisonous, and the other is a reptile.

Why are soprano jokes all one-liners?

  • So tenors can understand them.

 

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