Joke 830

1 Jul

bad memory, funny quotes

I have posted a joke a day for the last 118 weeks and four days…on Day 5 of Week 119 (today), I forgot!  Sorry.

By way of apology, here are some quotes about memory.  They’re not that funny but, if I remember correctly, I’ve already told you all the funny jokes about memory.  Also, they’re not that funny but, if I remember correctly, I’ve already told you all the funny jokes about memory (like that one).

  • I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise.   Betty White
  • Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.   Franklin P. Adams
  • Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?   Francois de La Rochefoucauld
  • We can remember minutely and precisely only the things which never really happened to us.   Eric Hoffer 
  • There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted.   James Branch Cabell
  • Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.   John Kenneth Galbraith
  • When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.   Mark Twain
  • He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying. Michel de Montaigne
  • Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. Michel de Montaigne (1533 – 1592)
  • It was one of those perfect English autumnal days which occur more frequently in memory than in life.   P. D. James 

Quotes from & searchquotes.

14 Responses to “Joke 830”

  1. jmgoyder July 1, 2013 at 07:53 #

    That spoof is fantastic!


  2. Musings July 1, 2013 at 08:48 #

    This is too funny. However, I’m afraid I can relate too closely to that song. Sigh…


  3. viveka July 1, 2013 at 10:02 #

    This is brilliant funny … thanks for the video … just what I needed for breakfast. Love the Mark Twin quote.


  4. Grannymar July 1, 2013 at 10:08 #

    The best one was….. the best one was……


  5. sharechair July 1, 2013 at 13:03 #

    I forget … why did I stop by here?


  6. mairedubhtx July 1, 2013 at 13:43 #

    Sometimes it becomes difficult to remember if something really happened or not.


  7. Al July 1, 2013 at 14:14 #

    This was a great post….what was it about again?


  8. Terry July 1, 2013 at 14:32 #

    What????? You forgot????? What is wrong? Do you have a temperature??? LOLOL


  9. slpmartin July 1, 2013 at 14:59 #

    Oh I did enjoy these…if only I could remember one or two…I’d share them with a friend. 🙂


I welcome your comments but be warned: I'm menopausal and as likely to snarl as smile. Wine or Maltesers are an acceptable bribe; or a compliment about my youthful looks and cheery disposition will do in a pinch.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: