Joke 831

2 Jul

An eight-year-old girl is trying to check out a book entitled Advice for Young Mothers from the local library.  The librarian asked, “Now why do you want to check out this particular book, dear?”

The little girl replied, “I collect moths.”

*

Four-year-old Sarah asked this question from the back of the car: “Mummy, why are there more idiots on the road when Daddy’s driving?”

*

I was out walking with my five-year-old grandaughter Lucy. It was a perfect day – sunny with a beautiful blue sky.

“Isn’t it a lovely sky?” said Lucy. “But I wonder what it’s like in heaven.”

“I don’t know,” I said.

“No,” she replied, “but it won’t be long before you find out will it?”

*

“And what position does your father play in the football team, Andrew?” asked his teacher.

“Drawback,” the child replied.

*

From dailyrecord.co.uk.

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11 Responses to “Joke 831”

  1. Katharine Trauger July 2, 2013 at 07:02 #

    These are fun. 🙂

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  2. sharechair July 2, 2013 at 12:25 #

    All good ones!

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  3. lanceleuven July 2, 2013 at 12:28 #

    “Four-year-old Sarah asked this question from the back of the car: “Mummy, why are there more idiots on the road when Daddy’s driving?”

    Brilliant! 😀

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  4. bevchen July 2, 2013 at 15:03 #

    Hehe, good ones!

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  5. slpmartin July 2, 2013 at 15:26 #

    Reminded me of the original Art Linkletter KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS…had forgotten about that show.

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  6. Three Well Beings July 2, 2013 at 17:22 #

    What an adorable little girl! Children know how to keep it real…Grandma will know about heaven soon enough. Ha!

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  7. SchmidleysScribbling July 2, 2013 at 18:53 #

    Kids still say the darndest things. Dianne

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  8. kateshrewsday July 2, 2013 at 19:21 #

    Classic 😀

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  9. colonialist July 2, 2013 at 20:02 #

    They are hilarious. The other day the two year old said, ‘ ********** ‘ (totally censored)
    Wasn’t that just classic?

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  10. Lisaman July 2, 2013 at 22:11 #

    What a cutie that little girl is!!

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